Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Chris Matthews Understands

I found this little gem in the "Letters" section at World Net Daily:



I read your article on the president and where he was born. It doesn't matter. He is still one of the best presidents this country has ever had.

Oh, and just in case you are wondering, I am white and was born in North Carolina. He has more supporters that you know.

Teresa




Since Teresa thinks that the Constitution is worth less than Sheryl Crowe's recycled toilet paper, using what metric does she determine that Obama is one of "the best presidents this country has ever had"? Is it that winning smile? That slim physique as he saunters across the beach, shirtless? His crisp elocution? His wife's vacation getaways, the extravagance of which would have rendered Marie Antoinette insensate with envy?

As for the number of his supporters, well, we know that whites supported him in great, mooing, herdlike droves. Since blacks make up about 13% of the population, he couldn't have won the election without lots of addlepated whites -- like Teresa -- scampering off to the voting precinct and putting every ounce of their gullibility behind Baracking the vote.

I'll bet that every time Obama speaks or grins, Teresa feels a little tingle shoot up her leg, and a bolt of lightning thrills her heart.

She's not alone. Just ax Oprah.

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