Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Michelle Okenya: "See, I Told You He Ghetto."

In little noticed remarks, Michelle Obama stated at a public event that her husband's mother, Ann Dunham, was "very young and very single" when she gave birth to the future U.S. president.

Her comments further undermine the official story as told by Barack Obama – that Dunham was married to his father, Barack Obama Sr., at the time of birth.

So let me get this straight: We're supposed to believe Okenya's Spawning Tale, though his own wife contradicts it? Makes perfect sense to me, Bwana. At the very least, Balack should release his full birth certificate to Michelle; after all, if she doesn't have the right to know the number of official parents in his possession when the tribal gods smiled upon humanity and hallowed a bit of Earth with the wonder of him, then no one does. Maybe he can even clue her in on which portion of sub - Saharan Hawaii relishes that holy ground.

I suppose she's unaware of her flight from the official narrative, what with adjusting herself to the romantic pride that spontaneously generated over her husband acquiring that trifle, the U.S. presidency. What a superlative conglomeration of all the best elements of pride and humility!

Next, we'll learn the real truth -- that there was no father -- that his conception was a bona fide miracle, at which point we'll have a narrowed field of options: Messiah, or Darth Vader?

I expect a Midichlorian count will show us the Will of the Farce. . .

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Belly Up

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Tennessee girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The Tennessee girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In Tennessee, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

Monday, October 19, 2009

Both Sides of the Equation

Say What?

Og the gentle giant takes Howdy Doody for a family portrait.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Racism? What Racism?

You've got to hear this. As you listen, keep these tidbits of information in mind:

1. Roughly 96% of black voters chose Obama for the presidency.

2. Blacks make up about 13% of the U.S. population.

Monday, October 12, 2009

And the Unelected Shall Rule Them

I found a list of our illustrious president's czars. Something's rotten in the state of Obamark:

Afghanistan Czar: Mullah Omar

AIDS Czar: Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr.

Bailout Czar: John McCain

Border Czar: Jorge W. Bushandez

Car Czar: Dale Earnhardt

Climate Czar: Paul Ehrlich

Copyright Czar: Vox Day

Cyberspace Czar: Bambi

Drug Czar: Keith Richards

Economic Czar: Paul Krugman

Education Czar: Tupac Shakur

Energy Czar: Abdul Aziz

Faith-Based Czar: Rev. Jeremiah Wright

Great Lakes Czar: Erie S. Huron

Green Jobs Czar: Algore

Guantanomo Closure Czar: Muhammed Inshallah Castro

Health Care Czar: Rahm Emanuel

Income Redistribution Czar: Michael Moore

Information Czar: Joseph Goebbels

Intelligence Czar: Forrest Gump

Internet Fraud Czar: Abimbola Abubakar

Iran Czar: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Latin American Czar: Shakira

Mideast Policy Czar: Osama bin Laden

Middle-East Peace Czar: Ahmad Jihad

Mortgage Czar: Barney "Congressional Queen" Frank

Pay Czar: Bernie Madoff

Performance Czar: Viagra Jones

Radio-Internet Fairness Czar: George Soros

Regulatory Czar: LL Cool J

‘Safe Schools’ Czar: Dylan Klebold

Science Czar: Richard Dawkins

Stimulus Accountability Czar: Nancy Pelosi

Sudan Czar: Jafar Hasan

Tarp Czar: Ken Lay

Technology Czar: Bill Gates

Terrorism Czar: Bill Ayers

Urban Affairs/Housing Czar: Je$$e Jack$on

Violence Against Women Czar: Ted Bundy

Voter List Czar: ACORN

War Czar: Cindy Sheehan

Weapons Czar: Rosie O'Donnell

WMD Czar: Hans Blix

Zoning Czar: Timothy Leary

Boy Toy Czar: Ashton Kutcher

American Pride Czar: Michelle Obama

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

There's No Sex Like Gay Sex

"Gay" sex is morally good and is as "wonderful" as heterosexual relations, according to Chai Feldblum, President Obama's nominee to become commissioner for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

"Gay sex is morally good," she said. "Now you may think that might be a little crazy to go out there and say gay sex is good. But think a second. Society definitely believes that heterosexual sex is good. Right. Heterosexual sex within a certain framework – marriage – I mean, you can't get more dewy-eyed and romantic in this society about how wonderful that is."

"Morally good" according to what moral framework? Certainly not the Judeo - Christian worldview upon which the U.S.A. is founded. I'd be interested in hearing an explication of how she reached this bizarre, aberrant conclusion -- especially the part where she extols the virtues of behavior that makes one more susceptible to disease and a subsequent truncated lifespan.

Continued Feldblum: "If you're not being cynical for the moment, I think that does reflect a correct understanding that sex is often a basic building block for intimacy and that intimacy and connections within couples and within families are integral building blocks for a healthy society."

She's admitting that sex has a moral component. The question is determining where the line must be drawn between moral virtue and moral decrepitude. I wonder if she sees sexual relations between adults and children as wholesome, or relations between humans and animals? If "intimacy" and "connections" are taking place in such relationships, upon what basis would one condemn them, utilizing her logic?

She is co-director of Workplace Flexibility 2010, which she described at the UCLA symposium as a homosexual rights group that aimed to change "the American workplace and revolutionize social mores."

"Revolutionizing social mores." Yes, that's what we need in abundance. Because it's worked so well elsewhere.

"This is a war that needs to be fought, and it's not a war overseas where we are killing people in the name of liberating them. It is a war right here at home where we need to convince people that morality demands full equality for gay people," she said at the symposium.

And by "equality," she means "bestowing special rights upon a persecuted minority." In no sense is this synonymous to treating someone as an equal.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

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