Monday, August 16, 2010

Headline Reactions

Hawking: We must abandon earth or face extinction

Me: You first

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Imam sheds tears at Auschwitz

He was thinking: "Man, I wish I could've gotten in on that action."

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Angler wins epic struggle with monster halibut

When asked why he put so much energy into catching a fish, the angler shrugged and said: "Oh, just for the halibut."

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U.S. warned of threat worse than Katrina, plague, WWII

Gosh, Hillary's already kicked off her 2012 election campaign?

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How to avoid Alzheimer's

I've forgotten what I wanted to write

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Republicans reject Obama's Turkey envoy

They said they expected a human being, not a Thanksgiving bird

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