Some Christmas Cheer

Over the river and through the woods


Over the river and through the woods
To our stolen lands we go.
The guide knows the way through Rio Grande spray
To dodge the old gringo.

Over the river and through the woods,
We'll find a better life.
We might kill a few and drink us some brew
And even bed your wife.

Over the river and through the woods
Our offspring anchor us.
Yes, we make the green, while racists get mean
And spit and yell and cuss.

Over the river and through the woods
Our coyote leads us on.
From melting pot to chamber pot
While your so-called leaders yawn.

Over the river and through the woods
And straight through the backyard door.
We only speak Spanish. Your rights will vanish.
Adios conquistador.

Over the river and through the woods
Your prisons overflow.
Your granny will die. Forget apple pie.
Hurray for the old taco!