Friday, September 29, 2006

Taking a Stand

It seems that Norwegian public officials have far too much time on their hands:

The trigger for the explosion of opinion? A decision in the local district that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating, not stand.

I don't know if the local janitorial guild held a protest, but this is the inevitable destination of massive government intervention into its citizens' personal lives.

Other matters of great import on the agenda: The question of which hand to wipe with, and how many jiggles constitute an appropriate number before zipping the fly.

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