Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Michelle Okenya: "See, I Told You He Ghetto."

In little noticed remarks, Michelle Obama stated at a public event that her husband's mother, Ann Dunham, was "very young and very single" when she gave birth to the future U.S. president.

Her comments further undermine the official story as told by Barack Obama – that Dunham was married to his father, Barack Obama Sr., at the time of birth.

So let me get this straight: We're supposed to believe Okenya's Spawning Tale, though his own wife contradicts it? Makes perfect sense to me, Bwana. At the very least, Balack should release his full birth certificate to Michelle; after all, if she doesn't have the right to know the number of official parents in his possession when the tribal gods smiled upon humanity and hallowed a bit of Earth with the wonder of him, then no one does. Maybe he can even clue her in on which portion of sub - Saharan Hawaii relishes that holy ground.

I suppose she's unaware of her flight from the official narrative, what with adjusting herself to the romantic pride that spontaneously generated over her husband acquiring that trifle, the U.S. presidency. What a superlative conglomeration of all the best elements of pride and humility!

Next, we'll learn the real truth -- that there was no father -- that his conception was a bona fide miracle, at which point we'll have a narrowed field of options: Messiah, or Darth Vader?

I expect a Midichlorian count will show us the Will of the Farce. . .

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