I found a list of our illustrious president's czars. Something's rotten in the state of Obamark:
Afghanistan Czar: Mullah Omar
AIDS Czar: Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr.
Bailout Czar: John McCain
Border Czar: Jorge W. Bushandez
Car Czar: Dale Earnhardt
Climate Czar: Paul Ehrlich
Copyright Czar: Vox Day
Cyberspace Czar: Bambi
Drug Czar: Keith Richards
Economic Czar: Paul Krugman
Education Czar: Tupac Shakur
Energy Czar: Abdul Aziz
Faith-Based Czar: Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Great Lakes Czar: Erie S. Huron
Green Jobs Czar: Algore
Guantanomo Closure Czar: Muhammed Inshallah Castro
Health Care Czar: Rahm Emanuel
Income Redistribution Czar: Michael Moore
Information Czar: Joseph Goebbels
Intelligence Czar: Forrest Gump
Internet Fraud Czar: Abimbola Abubakar
Iran Czar: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Latin American Czar: Shakira
Mideast Policy Czar: Osama bin Laden
Middle-East Peace Czar: Ahmad Jihad
Mortgage Czar: Barney "Congressional Queen" Frank
Pay Czar: Bernie Madoff
Performance Czar: Viagra Jones
Radio-Internet Fairness Czar: George Soros
Regulatory Czar: LL Cool J
‘Safe Schools’ Czar: Dylan Klebold
Science Czar: Richard Dawkins
Stimulus Accountability Czar: Nancy Pelosi
Sudan Czar: Jafar Hasan
Tarp Czar: Ken Lay
Technology Czar: Bill Gates
Terrorism Czar: Bill Ayers
Urban Affairs/Housing Czar: Je$$e Jack$on
Violence Against Women Czar: Ted Bundy
Voter List Czar: ACORN
War Czar: Cindy Sheehan
Weapons Czar: Rosie O'Donnell
WMD Czar: Hans Blix
Zoning Czar: Timothy Leary
Boy Toy Czar: Ashton Kutcher
American Pride Czar: Michelle Obama
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