Monday, October 12, 2009

And the Unelected Shall Rule Them

I found a list of our illustrious president's czars. Something's rotten in the state of Obamark:


Afghanistan Czar: Mullah Omar

AIDS Czar: Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr.

Bailout Czar: John McCain

Border Czar: Jorge W. Bushandez

Car Czar: Dale Earnhardt

Climate Czar: Paul Ehrlich

Copyright Czar: Vox Day

Cyberspace Czar: Bambi

Drug Czar: Keith Richards

Economic Czar: Paul Krugman

Education Czar: Tupac Shakur

Energy Czar: Abdul Aziz

Faith-Based Czar: Rev. Jeremiah Wright

Great Lakes Czar: Erie S. Huron

Green Jobs Czar: Algore

Guantanomo Closure Czar: Muhammed Inshallah Castro

Health Care Czar: Rahm Emanuel

Income Redistribution Czar: Michael Moore

Information Czar: Joseph Goebbels

Intelligence Czar: Forrest Gump

Internet Fraud Czar: Abimbola Abubakar

Iran Czar: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Latin American Czar: Shakira

Mideast Policy Czar: Osama bin Laden

Middle-East Peace Czar: Ahmad Jihad

Mortgage Czar: Barney "Congressional Queen" Frank

Pay Czar: Bernie Madoff

Performance Czar: Viagra Jones

Radio-Internet Fairness Czar: George Soros

Regulatory Czar: LL Cool J

‘Safe Schools’ Czar: Dylan Klebold

Science Czar: Richard Dawkins

Stimulus Accountability Czar: Nancy Pelosi

Sudan Czar: Jafar Hasan

Tarp Czar: Ken Lay

Technology Czar: Bill Gates

Terrorism Czar: Bill Ayers

Urban Affairs/Housing Czar: Je$$e Jack$on

Violence Against Women Czar: Ted Bundy

Voter List Czar: ACORN

War Czar: Cindy Sheehan

Weapons Czar: Rosie O'Donnell

WMD Czar: Hans Blix

Zoning Czar: Timothy Leary

Boy Toy Czar: Ashton Kutcher

American Pride Czar: Michelle Obama

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