Monday, April 21, 2008


I think I've figured out why George Bush has kept our troops in Iraq for so long, with no end in sight. I believe he read Luke 19:13, and the words therein jumped out at him. Being a good fundamentalist, he took them literally. Unfortunately for us, he also took them personally:

"Occupy till I come."

The place of occupation is Iraq, and the occupation's duration is until the final trump sounds.

Expect longer tours of duty in the near future.

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