Monday, December 24, 2007

And a Spirit of Inclusivity Hovered Over Them

To all my Christian commenters and readers: Merry Christmas! Or alternately, Merry "Outrage toward Pagan Trappings" day! I hope you have a great time with family and friends.

To the Atheists: Merry "Of Myself I Sing!" day!

To the pagans: Merry Sol Invictus! Throw another sacrificial "kid" on the 'barby!

To the Jews: Happy Hanukkah!

To the black Marxists: Merry Kwanzaa!

To the hippies: Merry Bongwater Imbibing day!

To the green-blooded: Merry Douglas Fir Cultivation (and Worship) day!

To the shopaholics: Merry Bankruptcy day!

To the invaders incrementally changing the demography of our country: Feliz Navidad!

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