Politically Correct: A state of being in which one is anti-slavery, non-racist, anti-Christian, pro-woman, anti-male, pro-abortion, pro-Gaia, pro-pigmentally gifted, anti-pigmentally challenged, and utopian. The highest level of enlightenment attainable by humynkind.
Utopia: Equality of opportunity and outcome. Never realized on Earth, though the U.S.S.R. circa-1950, modern North Korea, and John Lennon's household approximate or approximated its splendor. A state of unparallelled bliss.
Theocracy: A form of government in which Christianity is not approached as infantile superstition. The only form of governance possible under a Christian people.
Men: Uncivilized, subhuman, bipedal beasts of prey. Latent or practicing rapists.
Womyn: A pantheon of refined beings embodying goodness and wisdom. Retain all the virtues, abilities, and worth of men, with none of the inherent vices. The pinnacle of evolutionary development.
Sensitivity: Appreciation of left-liberal values.
Darwinism: The mechanism by which humynkind came into existence.
Ann Coulter: Imp-in-chief of the fascistic Right.
Bill O'Reilly: Ultra-conservative propagandist blowhard.
Al Gore: The Chief Steward of Mother Nature. Deprived of the U.S. presidency in a coup d'etat.
Bill Clinton: The most brilliant politician in recorded history. The first African-American president. Constructed an historic trading partnership with China that reverberates today. The world's most advanced empath. Exceptionally well-endowed.
Hillary Clinton: Moderate senator from New York. Devout Yankees fan. A true woman of the people. Not even a plethora of villages embodies so much compassion.
Ted Kennedy: The Last Defender of Camelot. Chivalric beyond humyn ken--whether in his cups, or out.
Al Franken: The standard bearer for truth.
Michael Moore: Culture warrior and defender of justice and the American way.
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