Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Swearin' About the Swearin'-in

It's official. John Roberts was sworn in as the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.

Rushing in and providing confusion where only clarity once reigned, President Bush said: "All Americans can be confident that the 17th chief justice of the United States will be prudent in exercising judicial power, firm in defending judicial independence and above all a faithful guardian of the Constitution."

A "faithful guardian of the Constitution?" Please. How can he play that role, when he's already made it clear that he'll be a faithful guardian of Roe v. Wade?

Asked how his Catholic beliefs would influence decisions, he replied, "My faith and my religious beliefs do not play a role."

Whew! That's a relief. I was worried that we had a gen-u-ine theocrat on our hands. Now I can simmer down and bask in the rays of enlightened secularism.

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