Sunday, August 8, 2004

Yet Another Translation of the Holy Bible

New: The Urban Youth translation of the Bible.

Why don't we just do a hiphop version, and get it over with?

Example from Exodus (Hiphop Trans.) :

Once upon a time dey wuz a man name a' Moses.
Man, did he stuttah, he stuttah.
So he got somebody ta watch his back,
Aaron, his bruddah, his bruddah.

He went to da king, an' wha' did he say?
He said, "Let my homies go, 'for I blow ya away!
But da Fayroe laff an' give his knee a slap,
Den he pulled out his nine, an' busted a cap.

Coming soon, to a bookstore near you.

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