Sunday, July 4, 2004

Independence Day

I hope everyone had a great Fourth of July! If you're planning to shoot off fireworks, tonight, please, a few helpful tips:

1.) Don't light them and put them in your mouth. Big no-no.

2.) Don't tie bottle rockets to cats' tails. Very mean.

3.) Do not put roman candles on birthday cakes--unless ya just don' like cake.

These handy tips might help you enjoy your evening. You might even end it with all ten fingers intact.

God bless.

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