Friday, January 28, 2011

January 28 Headline Reactions

Roof collapse blamed on pigeon droppings

Whatta load of crap

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Sleeping with pets exposes owners to nasty diseases

Sorry, Abdul.

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Woman falls 23 stories, lands on taxi, survives

When she yells, "Taxi!" she means it.

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New couples who Facebook each other end up in bed quicker

That's because they're tired from all that instant massaging.

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'The Green Hornet': Desperately seeking God

They finally made a sequel to Deperately Seeking Susan.

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Not all energy boosts are equal

Yes, they are. But some are more equal than others.

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Travelers from other planets ... or from hell?

If this is a question pertaining to Algore or Obama, I don't think it offers a false dichotomy. The answer fully explains why no one can find Obama's birth certificate.

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Michael Savage on what's 'trickling' from Obama

That's just nasty.

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