Monday, May 31, 2010

Elitist Snot World News: Retro Edition

Here's a fun story I somehow missed from 2008: Bill Clinton is so bitter about Barack Obama's victory over his wife Hillary that he has told friends the Democratic nominee will have to beg for his wholehearted support.

A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could "kiss my ass" in return for his support.

My friends, this is one classy gentlemen. I can't believe we were able to carry on as a nation, after he left office and started his own escort service and streetside courtesan consulting firm.

Remember the idiotic road signs that show a picture of Jorge W. Bushandez that say: "Miss me yet?"

Well, I nominate Bill for a future road sign that says:

"Miss my a - - yet?"

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