Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Updating Our Terms

Obama has changed the name of Bush's global "War on Terror. " Now he's calling it the "Overseas Contingency Operation."


He's also recommended a few other minor alterations:


Abortion will be redubbed a "Life Extraction Technique."


Heavy taxing and spending: "Financial Flagellation."


Ebonics: "P-Diddy Palaver."


Terrorist: "Overwrought Dissenter."


Birth Certificate: "Optional Documentation."

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