Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Updating Our Terms

Obama has changed the name of Bush's global "War on Terror. " Now he's calling it the "Overseas Contingency Operation."

He's also recommended a few other minor alterations:

Abortion will be redubbed a "Life Extraction Technique."

Heavy taxing and spending: "Financial Flagellation."

Ebonics: "P-Diddy Palaver."

Terrorist: "Overwrought Dissenter."

Birth Certificate: "Optional Documentation."

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