Friday, August 29, 2008


I enjoy receiving emails with subject titles like:

"Lose Up to Fifty Pounds with Pomegranate Cleanse"

These idiot spambots have no idea that my strawberry kiwi mango flush works just fine, thankyouverymuch.

I think they should try selling Firehose Colonics in Washington, D.C., though. I can think of nothing more fitting. Or necessary.

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