Monday, June 2, 2008

“Palestinian” Schoolyard Song

Allah loves his people—
Those who will submit—
The rest are worth far, far less
Than day-old camel spit.

Women, don your hijabs,
And your burkas, too;
If we catch you unchaperoned,
We’ll make mincemeat of you.

Son, grab your bombvest
Filled with nails and screws,
And kill the dirty kaffirs,
And their slinking pets, the Jews.

Give them short-cropped haircuts—
Use your scimitar—
Take a whole lot off the top.
Allahu akbar!

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