A few days ago, Vox posted about Houghton Mifflin's "100 words every collectivist drone should know," or some such thing. I thought I'd take a crack at defining a few:
bowdlerize: crushing w/ a very large rock.
ziggurat: a rodent that runs in zigzagging patterns.
chicanery: another term for the feminist movement.
enfranchise: opening a McDonald's restaurant.
equinox: when everyone has a hard-knock life.
evanescent: when you smell just like Evan.
fatuous: obese.
hegemony: a garden kingdom.
homogeneous: an exceptionally intelligent "gay" person.
hypotenuse: an uneducated guess.
impeach: the act of peppering someone with fruit.
incontrovertible: a non-ragtop automobile.
irony: metallic taste.
jejune: month that comes after memay.
kowtow: ancient bovine martial art.
paradigm: twenty cents.
photosynthesis: feng shui hanging of framed photographs.
supercilious: when Superman has a bout of the giggles.
taxonomy: what the government would like to pass more legislation favoring.
vacuous: the newest Dirt Devil model.
winnow: a minnow whose husband died.
See, publik skewel learnt me gud!
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