Happy Earth Day

I'd like to tell the U.S.A.:

Stop killing off the trees!

Stay out of ANWR with your drills,

If you pretty please.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony,

So take Osama by the hand

In childlike bonhomie.

I'd like to teach the world to smoke

From pipes and bowls and bongs.

I'd like to buy the world a toke

And sing these happy songs.

That's the real thing.

Can't ya hear what I say?

What the world needs today

Is the real thing, dude.