A Seasonal Revision

You better watch out.
Give him no crap.
Better convert
Or you'll take a dirt nap.
Jihad Claus is coming to town.

He's making a list
And checking it thrice;
He's gonna put the
Great Satan on ice.
Jihad Claus is coming to town.

He knows if you've been praying
At least five times a day.
He knows that you've been bad not good,
So he must blow you away.

O! You better watch out!
You wear a bull's-eye.
Better just run;
I'm telling you why.
Jihad Claus is coming to town.

He knows you're in compliance,
Like those in free Baghdad,
If you say "Allahu Akbar!"
And the old wife's burkha-clad.

He won't say it twice.
Don't think him rude:
Your choices are death
Or dhimmitude.
Jihad Claus is coming to town!