Thursday, November 2, 2006

Jihadis for Hillary

This is one of the more humorous articles I've read in a while:

Everybody has an opinion about next Tuesday's midterm congressional election in the U.S. – including senior terrorist leaders interviewed by WND who say they hope Americans sweep the Democrats into power because of the party's position on withdrawing from Iraq, a move, as they see it, that ensures victory for the worldwide Islamic resistance.

The terrorists told WorldNetDaily an electoral win for the Democrats would prove to them Americans are "tired."

They rejected statements from some prominent Democrats in the U.S. that a withdrawal from Iraq would end the insurgency, explaining an evacuation would prove resistance works and would compel jihadists to continue fighting until America is destroyed.

They said a withdrawal would also embolden their own terror groups to enhance "resistance" against Israel.

"Of course Americans should vote Democrat," Jihad Jaara, a senior member of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group and the infamous leader of the 2002 siege of Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity, told WND.

"This is why American Muslims will support the Democrats, because there is an atmosphere in America that encourages those who want to withdraw from Iraq. It is time that the American people support those who want to take them out of this Iraqi mud," said Jaara, speaking to WND from exile in Ireland, where he was sent as part of an internationally brokered deal that ended the church siege.

Maybe Harold Ford, Jr. should use this to his benefit. It's so crazy, it just. . .might. . .work!

"Hi, my name's Harold Ford. And this odoriferous individual standing beside me is Osama bin Laden. He hates George W. Bush almost as much as I do. So if you hate Dubya, vote for me this November. I'll make sure Osama and his cronies have all that they need to help drive those evil crusaders into the sea. That's why I approve this message."

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