Saturday, June 3, 2006

The Analects of Cyberspace

I lifted these from the internet:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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