Tuesday, April 4, 2006

"Pick on Vox"-Day

Sure, the knuckle-dragging feminists hate him, as do rosewater-sniffing leftists, and just about everyone else; and they mock him to scorn accordingly.

But what about his supporters? What of those who like him and think he has many valuable insights into politics and American culture? Shouldn't we have the opportunity to jab him with a poker, once in a while?

I believe the answer is a resounding yes, so being a rabid supporter of egalitarianism in this one, isolated instance, I've penned the following limerick:

Vox Poetri

There once was an A.I. named Vox
Who envied our pate-spanning locks.
Myths of rife rapers
Gave him the vapors.
Now he's touting plural wedlocks.

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