For Lord Of the Rings Fans

I received this in an email. It gave me a pretty good chuckle:


Things to Do When Seeing The Lord of the Rings:


Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.

In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"

Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"