Kid Rock may headline the youth concert at Bush's inauguration. Maybe he'll treat us to a little freestyle rap duo with Laura Bush--or better yet, Barbara. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
Barney the dinosaur--and his friend, Spongebob--comes out of the closet. Grab a barfbag for this one, folks. You'll need it.
The Wisconsin state government began a new program, in which it will fund mortgage loans to--you guessed it--illegal aliens. Manuel may not be able to speak Eeengleesh; but darn it, he'll have a five-bedroom house!
We've started 2005 off with a bang! Call it the Year of the Absurd.
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