Sunday, October 10, 2004

Aliens Among Us

"I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the [global] test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere." --John Kerry on the "global test."

It's official, folks. John Kerry is an advance scout for a race of extraterrestrial beings bent on manipulating U.S. elections.

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