Saturday, July 17, 2004

Laughter: The Best Medicine

A few corny ones for all you nuts:

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

The thing about retired gardeners is they just don't get around mulch anymore.

Grapes don't say anything when stepped on--they just let out a little whine.

The trouble with most political jokes is--they usually get elected.

Clones are people, two.

Thank goodness I'm not on stage. It's hard to get tomato stains out of clothes.


Anonymous said...

haha, heehee! vewy fwanny honey :)

labs yuuu
yor wifey lessytoottottoot

Wes said...

As you can see from the above, my wife has lost her mind. Haha.

Anonymous said...

I guess if you have a wonderful husband like my Wes, you would really lose your mind ;)