A few corny ones for all you nuts:
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
The thing about retired gardeners is they just don't get around mulch anymore.
Grapes don't say anything when stepped on--they just let out a little whine.
The trouble with most political jokes is--they usually get elected.
Clones are people, two.
Thank goodness I'm not on stage. It's hard to get tomato stains out of clothes.
3 comments:
haha, heehee! vewy fwanny honey :)
labs yuuu
yor wifey lessytoottottoot
As you can see from the above, my wife has lost her mind. Haha.
I guess if you have a wonderful husband like my Wes, you would really lose your mind ;)
Les
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